No love for Donks? Let me try to fix that.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/02/2015 at 19:12 • Filed to: None

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This one is my personal favorite

This is one of the cleanest donk Caprices I’ve ever seen

Not sure how o feel about the painted chrome, but damn that paint job is killing it everywhere else.

Pulls off the black rim/chrome spokes quite well

Love a fresh black ‘71 Impala

Who wore it better: the black ‘71 or this grey ‘72 drop top.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:15

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The first one needs a longhorn hood ornament.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:16

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Incoming butthurt people saying “dURrrrr tHHOOose arEN’t dONnks.”

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/02/2015 at 19:18

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.....you need a break from Texas.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 05/02/2015 at 19:23

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A donk is LITERALLY a ‘71-’76 Impala or Caprice though.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:23

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Naw, son. Naw.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/02/2015 at 19:26

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Lol, PatBateman: putting the KUNT in KUNTRY

Dsscats > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:29

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I think I just threw up a little

Your boy, BJR > Dsscats 05/02/2015 at 19:30

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That's not even remotely a donk. That's just ghetto fabulous.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:34

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Look here, Yankee: I don’t know if you realize it, but Donks are a dirty south thing. If I’m good enough to roll with Pimp C’s momma/crew, you need to respect.

Horns on that Donk would make it look awesome.

E. Julius > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:35

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Asking from a perspective of complete ignorance: can you explain this statement to me?

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/02/2015 at 19:38

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I KNOW Donks are from the durty, in fact I adore both your rap music and car culture, but I’ve been studying Donks since 2005 (a decade now, holy shit), and I can tell you that that white Caprice is PERFECT as is.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:39

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It looks good. It could just look MORE perfect if...

Your boy, BJR > E. Julius 05/02/2015 at 19:42

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“Donk” refers to ‘71-’76 Impalas/Caprices, because the Impala logo “looked like a donkey”, and since the caprice was pretty much the same car, they got grouped in too. The ‘77-’90 redesign is a “Box” and the ‘91-’96 is a “bubble”. If the car has big wheels AND a lift kit, it’s a “Hi-Riser”.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:44

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Ruins the classic mantra of lower and wider. Harly Earl is rolling in his grave. But I love the paint job on the third

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman 05/02/2015 at 19:44

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That'd just be overkill.

E. Julius > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:45

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Fascinating.

Your boy, BJR > JR1 05/02/2015 at 19:45

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Dead-ass Harley Earl can do whatever he wants. Doesn’t mean Donks don't look better with 20s and up.

JR1 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:51

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Grills yes. Rims are hit and miss

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:56

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Love dis.

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 19:57

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Boxes or bubbles though?

PS9 > PatBateman 05/02/2015 at 19:59

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M. F. Thatherton! The M.F. stands for-

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 20:03

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Still hate them

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 20:10

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Go professor Roland. Thanks for that scholarly definition. Now I know.

Your boy, BJR > JR1 05/02/2015 at 20:17

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You see the ones I'm eyeing for Goldie over on CadCorner?

Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss 05/02/2015 at 20:22

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Not into boxes, some bubbles look good, like these.

1111111111111111111111 > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 20:57

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Okay. The donks look cool. But it seems so impractical. Like stanced or a jumping car.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 21:29

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...nope, still no love.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 21:51

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Why u no like lowriderz?

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 05/02/2015 at 22:19

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Are you high? I love low riders. Scroll back through my posts and you’ll see

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 05/02/2015 at 22:22

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TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 22:22

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Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 05/02/2015 at 22:30

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I’m in the the “making a car look crazy awesome” camp, not the “I WANNA BE THE FASTEST AROUND SOME CONES” camp.

That's why I like hip hop cars(low riders, slabs, Donks, SUVs with sick ass wheels and sound systems), and hate shit like Miatas and M3s and shit

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 22:32

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But i like my Miata.....

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 05/02/2015 at 22:36

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Well that’s why it’s your Miata and not my Miata.

I personally adore my DeVille (below), but it doesn’t get much love on here. Don’t take it personally.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 22:38

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my best friends dad had one of those in highschool. best riding car ever

my miata is low. does that count?

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 05/02/2015 at 22:41

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BEN SMASH TINY CAR

(I’m 6’ 4” and 210lbs. I hate any car smaller than a Malibu)

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 22:43

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yea not fit so good

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Your boy, BJR 05/02/2015 at 23:14

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Counterpoint...

misfitmascots > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2015 at 00:03

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I love em

SALfan > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2015 at 00:42

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Down here, mid-90’s Grand Marquis (however you pluralize them) are popular as victims of this outrage.

Your boy, BJR > SALfan 05/03/2015 at 00:51

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“Victims”. Yeah panthers are so rare and expensive, it's a shame someone wastes one like that....